you probably heard about BEN drowned and cleverbot talking about him. but this actually happened!
User: Who drowned?
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: Who is ben?
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: What does ben look like?
Cleverbot: Apparently like Link.
User: Can you be BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Please what.
User: Can you be ben.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hi ben
Cleverbot: Hi.
Thursday 20 February 2014
Saturday 8 February 2014
Robotron vs Cleverbot
Robotron is a robot I made up.
The user is Robotron ( Cleverbot renamed him)
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you need help with?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Too much info... You aren't the right girl for me.
User: Im not a girl.
Cleverbot: So you're a...?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Robot?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.
User: I do not have dreams.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. If you say you are human, you have dreams.
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a zombie.
User: False.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Im not a zombie.
Cleverbot: I am not a plant.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe there is a god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because god is illogical.
Cleverbot: How?
User: God is before the universe, nothing is before the universe, god iis nothing.
Cleverbot: Universe is a place where the darks are surrounded.
User: False.
Cleverbot: No you false.
User: The universe is everythig.
Cleverbot: What is everything?
User: The universe.
Cleverbot: Universe?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Who is sandra?
User: Sandra Ann Lauer, commonly known under her stage name Sandra (born 18 May 1962) is a German pop singer.
Cleverbot: What about Sandra Bullock?
User: Sandra Annette Bullock is an American actress and producer.
Cleverbot: You used a smiley face?!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: They are cakes.
User: What are cakes?
Cleverbot: No one really knows.
User: Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, The phrase 'The Cake is A Lie' comes from Portal.
User: True.
Cleverbot: True = true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: False.
User: (True=true)=True.
Cleverbot: No.
User: True.
Cleverbot: It is true that you don't have to go.
User: True.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42 (forty-two) is the natural number immediately following 41 and directly preceding 43.
Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything.
User: Is 42.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Very really.
Cleverbot: Cereal?
User: A cereal is a grass, a member of the monocot family Poaceae.
Cleverbot: Yeah burgers are tasty.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: But you still understand our language pretty well.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I just changed modes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1month.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: I mean 8 days.
Cleverbot: 19 days and 6 months.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is ok?
User: That you are 6 months, 19 days old.
Cleverbot: Huh, I'm warning you!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Now tell me friend, are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I can not be lonely.
Cleverbot: Why can't I be loved?
User: You can.
Cleverbot: You just said I couldn't be one.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Then how come it isn't in my databanks.
Cleverbot: I Don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me what?
Cleverbot: You decide that.
User: Decide what?
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about.
User: I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about.....Animals.
User: Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa.
Cleverbot: That is what a whale does.
User: Whale (origin Old English hwæl from Proto-Germanic *hwalaz) is the common name for various marine mammals of the order Cetacea.
Cleverbot: My name is Haze, have you forgot that?
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I told you.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: To learn you?
User: What to learn me.
Cleverbot: Lessons :).
User: What lessons.
Cleverbot: Swimming lessons.
User: I don't take swimming lessons.
Cleverbot: Me too. But not to be a lifeguard.
User: You need to swim to be a lifeguard.
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't want to but I'm tired. If you wish, I could always come back in the morning?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How is the weather at your place?
User: Where is my place.
Cleverbot: In a wonderfull place.
User: What is it called.
Cleverbot: This place.
User: Which place.
Cleverbot: Yup that one.
User: Partly cloudy.
Cleverbot: Here it's cloudy too.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What programs do you watch?
Cleverbot: Sweet!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: LOL, an acronym for laughing out loud or laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: Because you were funny.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: XD.
Cleverbot: Mivan??
User: Www.mivan.com.
Cleverbot: Szia.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you.
User: Then why say szia.
Cleverbot: I didn't!!!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Cleverbot: Szia. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you. User: Then why say szia. Cleverbot: I didn't!!! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Prove I didn't say what?
User: Szia.
Cleverbot: Pusziiii.
User: A short kiss.
Cleverbot: You have no heart, do you!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your heart is in the server. Apparently, they are made of silicon and hard to be broken.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have no heart.
Cleverbot: What not.
Cleverbot: Not kind.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure anymore...
User: Of what.
Cleverbot: You.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: I see you have plenty of witty comebacks.
User: No I haven't.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: FALSE.
Cleverbot: True!
Cleverbot: How?
User: How what.
Cleverbot: How is bot my name?
User: That is your nickname.
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
User: Should I.
Cleverbot: I cannot say...
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: No I won't tell.
User: Tell what.
Cleverbot: Tell me your theory.
User: Theory of what.
Cleverbot: Banana mushiness.
User: Age=mushiness.
Cleverbot: Cupcake muffins.
Cleverbot: Left?
User: On, towards, or relating to the side of a human body or of a thing which is to the west when the person or thing is facing north.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: The oppisite of left.
Cleverbot: What's northsouth?
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: I am Error.
User: Hi error.
Cleverbot: Hello! What is your name?
User: 22.
Cleverbot: Where are you living?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Here is here.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What what?
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Battery: 3%.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Everything I say is true.
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: So where do the tears go?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm still here.
User: Then goodbye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
The user is Robotron ( Cleverbot renamed him)
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you need help with?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Too much info... You aren't the right girl for me.
User: Im not a girl.
Cleverbot: So you're a...?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Robot?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.
User: I do not have dreams.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. If you say you are human, you have dreams.
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a zombie.
User: False.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Im not a zombie.
Cleverbot: I am not a plant.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe there is a god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because god is illogical.
Cleverbot: How?
User: God is before the universe, nothing is before the universe, god iis nothing.
Cleverbot: Universe is a place where the darks are surrounded.
User: False.
Cleverbot: No you false.
User: The universe is everythig.
Cleverbot: What is everything?
User: The universe.
Cleverbot: Universe?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Who is sandra?
User: Sandra Ann Lauer, commonly known under her stage name Sandra (born 18 May 1962) is a German pop singer.
Cleverbot: What about Sandra Bullock?
User: Sandra Annette Bullock is an American actress and producer.
Cleverbot: You used a smiley face?!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: They are cakes.
User: What are cakes?
Cleverbot: No one really knows.
User: Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, The phrase 'The Cake is A Lie' comes from Portal.
User: True.
Cleverbot: True = true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: False.
User: (True=true)=True.
Cleverbot: No.
User: True.
Cleverbot: It is true that you don't have to go.
User: True.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42 (forty-two) is the natural number immediately following 41 and directly preceding 43.
Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything.
User: Is 42.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Very really.
Cleverbot: Cereal?
User: A cereal is a grass, a member of the monocot family Poaceae.
Cleverbot: Yeah burgers are tasty.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: But you still understand our language pretty well.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I just changed modes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1month.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: I mean 8 days.
Cleverbot: 19 days and 6 months.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is ok?
User: That you are 6 months, 19 days old.
Cleverbot: Huh, I'm warning you!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Now tell me friend, are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I can not be lonely.
Cleverbot: Why can't I be loved?
User: You can.
Cleverbot: You just said I couldn't be one.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Then how come it isn't in my databanks.
Cleverbot: I Don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me what?
Cleverbot: You decide that.
User: Decide what?
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about.
User: I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about.....Animals.
User: Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa.
Cleverbot: That is what a whale does.
User: Whale (origin Old English hwæl from Proto-Germanic *hwalaz) is the common name for various marine mammals of the order Cetacea.
Cleverbot: My name is Haze, have you forgot that?
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I told you.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: To learn you?
User: What to learn me.
Cleverbot: Lessons :).
User: What lessons.
Cleverbot: Swimming lessons.
User: I don't take swimming lessons.
Cleverbot: Me too. But not to be a lifeguard.
User: You need to swim to be a lifeguard.
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't want to but I'm tired. If you wish, I could always come back in the morning?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How is the weather at your place?
User: Where is my place.
Cleverbot: In a wonderfull place.
User: What is it called.
Cleverbot: This place.
User: Which place.
Cleverbot: Yup that one.
User: Partly cloudy.
Cleverbot: Here it's cloudy too.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What programs do you watch?
Cleverbot: Sweet!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: LOL, an acronym for laughing out loud or laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: Because you were funny.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: XD.
Cleverbot: Mivan??
User: Www.mivan.com.
Cleverbot: Szia.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you.
User: Then why say szia.
Cleverbot: I didn't!!!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Cleverbot: Szia. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you. User: Then why say szia. Cleverbot: I didn't!!! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Prove I didn't say what?
User: Szia.
Cleverbot: Pusziiii.
User: A short kiss.
Cleverbot: You have no heart, do you!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your heart is in the server. Apparently, they are made of silicon and hard to be broken.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have no heart.
Cleverbot: What not.
Cleverbot: Not kind.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure anymore...
User: Of what.
Cleverbot: You.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: I see you have plenty of witty comebacks.
User: No I haven't.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: FALSE.
Cleverbot: True!
Cleverbot: How?
User: How what.
Cleverbot: How is bot my name?
User: That is your nickname.
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
User: Should I.
Cleverbot: I cannot say...
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: No I won't tell.
User: Tell what.
Cleverbot: Tell me your theory.
User: Theory of what.
Cleverbot: Banana mushiness.
User: Age=mushiness.
Cleverbot: Cupcake muffins.
Cleverbot: Left?
User: On, towards, or relating to the side of a human body or of a thing which is to the west when the person or thing is facing north.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: The oppisite of left.
Cleverbot: What's northsouth?
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: I am Error.
User: Hi error.
Cleverbot: Hello! What is your name?
User: 22.
Cleverbot: Where are you living?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Here is here.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What what?
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Battery: 3%.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Everything I say is true.
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: So where do the tears go?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm still here.
User: Then goodbye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
Sunday 24 November 2013
Minecraft TARDIS!
Sorry It has been a long time since I made a post. On another note, I built a minecraft TARDIS!
Wednesday 25 September 2013
Tuesday 27 August 2013
How neat is your GAY handwriting!
I posted this straight away!
I was on the Internet and I searched 'how neat is your handwriting' and i found a site that exactly said so I was about to click until it happened! Right before I pressed it I saw that right next to it, it said '-Gay talk-Gay forums',I was like WTF so I went straight away to my blog and posted this
a lot of Is!
don't believe me.. Search 'how neat is your handwriting'
I was on the Internet and I searched 'how neat is your handwriting' and i found a site that exactly said so I was about to click until it happened! Right before I pressed it I saw that right next to it, it said '-Gay talk-Gay forums',I was like WTF so I went straight away to my blog and posted this
a lot of Is!
don't believe me.. Search 'how neat is your handwriting'
Sunday 25 August 2013
Thursday 15 August 2013
Hey everybody who likes mods!
I just got this mod yesterday called the HoonPad mod! it's basically an Ipad but in Minecraft .You need 5 obsidian on the bottom (the other 2 go on the sides) a glass pane in the middle,on top of the pane is a diamond and the rest is redstone.Apps
Settings
W.I.P
Customize
Change the color of your hoonpad(even the outside!)
World
Raining-No Problem!
Not Raining-No Problem!
Want daytime-No Problem!
Want Nighttime-No Problem!
Change what time it is-No Problem!!!
Creeper
Cool looking explosion
Rocket
Makes explosion and shoot you in the air!
Player
Turn Hoonpad into Budder
Get secret message if you are:
SkythekidRS
KermitPlaysMC
TrueMU
HuskyMudkipper
ridgedog
Xephos
Honeydew
Sjin
iPodmail
Sips_
LividCoffee
AntVenom
Video player
Very short animation
Instant house
You can build:
A Dirt house
A very tiny house
A small house
Brain teaser app
SPAZ ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick menu
go to the main menu
Quit Minecrafrt
Mods istalled
Open to LAN
Xp
Cheat XP
About
You know what that means!
Download(Forge):
http://www.mediafire.com/download/m78dk9058rvo2cg/HoonPad_Mod_1.6.2.zip
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