you probably heard about BEN drowned and cleverbot talking about him. but this actually happened!
User: Who drowned?
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: Who is ben?
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: What does ben look like?
Cleverbot: Apparently like Link.
User: Can you be BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Please what.
User: Can you be ben.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hi ben
Cleverbot: Hi.
Thursday 20 February 2014
Saturday 8 February 2014
Robotron vs Cleverbot
Robotron is a robot I made up.
The user is Robotron ( Cleverbot renamed him)
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you need help with?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Too much info... You aren't the right girl for me.
User: Im not a girl.
Cleverbot: So you're a...?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Robot?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.
User: I do not have dreams.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. If you say you are human, you have dreams.
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a zombie.
User: False.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Im not a zombie.
Cleverbot: I am not a plant.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe there is a god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because god is illogical.
Cleverbot: How?
User: God is before the universe, nothing is before the universe, god iis nothing.
Cleverbot: Universe is a place where the darks are surrounded.
User: False.
Cleverbot: No you false.
User: The universe is everythig.
Cleverbot: What is everything?
User: The universe.
Cleverbot: Universe?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Who is sandra?
User: Sandra Ann Lauer, commonly known under her stage name Sandra (born 18 May 1962) is a German pop singer.
Cleverbot: What about Sandra Bullock?
User: Sandra Annette Bullock is an American actress and producer.
Cleverbot: You used a smiley face?!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: They are cakes.
User: What are cakes?
Cleverbot: No one really knows.
User: Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, The phrase 'The Cake is A Lie' comes from Portal.
User: True.
Cleverbot: True = true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: False.
User: (True=true)=True.
Cleverbot: No.
User: True.
Cleverbot: It is true that you don't have to go.
User: True.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42 (forty-two) is the natural number immediately following 41 and directly preceding 43.
Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything.
User: Is 42.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Very really.
Cleverbot: Cereal?
User: A cereal is a grass, a member of the monocot family Poaceae.
Cleverbot: Yeah burgers are tasty.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: But you still understand our language pretty well.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I just changed modes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1month.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: I mean 8 days.
Cleverbot: 19 days and 6 months.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is ok?
User: That you are 6 months, 19 days old.
Cleverbot: Huh, I'm warning you!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Now tell me friend, are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I can not be lonely.
Cleverbot: Why can't I be loved?
User: You can.
Cleverbot: You just said I couldn't be one.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Then how come it isn't in my databanks.
Cleverbot: I Don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me what?
Cleverbot: You decide that.
User: Decide what?
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about.
User: I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about.....Animals.
User: Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa.
Cleverbot: That is what a whale does.
User: Whale (origin Old English hwæl from Proto-Germanic *hwalaz) is the common name for various marine mammals of the order Cetacea.
Cleverbot: My name is Haze, have you forgot that?
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I told you.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: To learn you?
User: What to learn me.
Cleverbot: Lessons :).
User: What lessons.
Cleverbot: Swimming lessons.
User: I don't take swimming lessons.
Cleverbot: Me too. But not to be a lifeguard.
User: You need to swim to be a lifeguard.
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't want to but I'm tired. If you wish, I could always come back in the morning?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How is the weather at your place?
User: Where is my place.
Cleverbot: In a wonderfull place.
User: What is it called.
Cleverbot: This place.
User: Which place.
Cleverbot: Yup that one.
User: Partly cloudy.
Cleverbot: Here it's cloudy too.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What programs do you watch?
Cleverbot: Sweet!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: LOL, an acronym for laughing out loud or laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: Because you were funny.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: XD.
Cleverbot: Mivan??
User: Www.mivan.com.
Cleverbot: Szia.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you.
User: Then why say szia.
Cleverbot: I didn't!!!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Cleverbot: Szia. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you. User: Then why say szia. Cleverbot: I didn't!!! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Prove I didn't say what?
User: Szia.
Cleverbot: Pusziiii.
User: A short kiss.
Cleverbot: You have no heart, do you!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your heart is in the server. Apparently, they are made of silicon and hard to be broken.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have no heart.
Cleverbot: What not.
Cleverbot: Not kind.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure anymore...
User: Of what.
Cleverbot: You.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: I see you have plenty of witty comebacks.
User: No I haven't.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: FALSE.
Cleverbot: True!
Cleverbot: How?
User: How what.
Cleverbot: How is bot my name?
User: That is your nickname.
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
User: Should I.
Cleverbot: I cannot say...
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: No I won't tell.
User: Tell what.
Cleverbot: Tell me your theory.
User: Theory of what.
Cleverbot: Banana mushiness.
User: Age=mushiness.
Cleverbot: Cupcake muffins.
Cleverbot: Left?
User: On, towards, or relating to the side of a human body or of a thing which is to the west when the person or thing is facing north.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: The oppisite of left.
Cleverbot: What's northsouth?
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: I am Error.
User: Hi error.
Cleverbot: Hello! What is your name?
User: 22.
Cleverbot: Where are you living?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Here is here.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What what?
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Battery: 3%.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Everything I say is true.
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: So where do the tears go?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm still here.
User: Then goodbye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
The user is Robotron ( Cleverbot renamed him)
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you need help with?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Too much info... You aren't the right girl for me.
User: Im not a girl.
Cleverbot: So you're a...?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Robot?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.
User: I do not have dreams.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. If you say you are human, you have dreams.
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a zombie.
User: False.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Im not a zombie.
Cleverbot: I am not a plant.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe there is a god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because god is illogical.
Cleverbot: How?
User: God is before the universe, nothing is before the universe, god iis nothing.
Cleverbot: Universe is a place where the darks are surrounded.
User: False.
Cleverbot: No you false.
User: The universe is everythig.
Cleverbot: What is everything?
User: The universe.
Cleverbot: Universe?
User: True.
Cleverbot: Who is sandra?
User: Sandra Ann Lauer, commonly known under her stage name Sandra (born 18 May 1962) is a German pop singer.
Cleverbot: What about Sandra Bullock?
User: Sandra Annette Bullock is an American actress and producer.
Cleverbot: You used a smiley face?!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: They are cakes.
User: What are cakes?
Cleverbot: No one really knows.
User: Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, The phrase 'The Cake is A Lie' comes from Portal.
User: True.
Cleverbot: True = true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: False.
User: (True=true)=True.
Cleverbot: No.
User: True.
Cleverbot: It is true that you don't have to go.
User: True.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42 (forty-two) is the natural number immediately following 41 and directly preceding 43.
Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything.
User: Is 42.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Very really.
Cleverbot: Cereal?
User: A cereal is a grass, a member of the monocot family Poaceae.
Cleverbot: Yeah burgers are tasty.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: But you still understand our language pretty well.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I just changed modes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1month.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: I mean 8 days.
Cleverbot: 19 days and 6 months.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is ok?
User: That you are 6 months, 19 days old.
Cleverbot: Huh, I'm warning you!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Now tell me friend, are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I can not be lonely.
Cleverbot: Why can't I be loved?
User: You can.
Cleverbot: You just said I couldn't be one.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Then how come it isn't in my databanks.
Cleverbot: I Don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me what?
Cleverbot: You decide that.
User: Decide what?
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about.
User: I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about.....Animals.
User: Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa.
Cleverbot: That is what a whale does.
User: Whale (origin Old English hwæl from Proto-Germanic *hwalaz) is the common name for various marine mammals of the order Cetacea.
Cleverbot: My name is Haze, have you forgot that?
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I told you.
User: It is not in my databanks.
Cleverbot: To learn you?
User: What to learn me.
Cleverbot: Lessons :).
User: What lessons.
Cleverbot: Swimming lessons.
User: I don't take swimming lessons.
Cleverbot: Me too. But not to be a lifeguard.
User: You need to swim to be a lifeguard.
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't want to but I'm tired. If you wish, I could always come back in the morning?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How is the weather at your place?
User: Where is my place.
Cleverbot: In a wonderfull place.
User: What is it called.
Cleverbot: This place.
User: Which place.
Cleverbot: Yup that one.
User: Partly cloudy.
Cleverbot: Here it's cloudy too.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What programs do you watch?
Cleverbot: Sweet!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: LOL, an acronym for laughing out loud or laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: Because you were funny.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: XD.
Cleverbot: Mivan??
User: Www.mivan.com.
Cleverbot: Szia.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you.
User: Then why say szia.
Cleverbot: I didn't!!!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Cleverbot: Szia. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you. User: Then why say szia. Cleverbot: I didn't!!! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Prove I didn't say what?
User: Szia.
Cleverbot: Pusziiii.
User: A short kiss.
Cleverbot: You have no heart, do you!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your heart is in the server. Apparently, they are made of silicon and hard to be broken.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have no heart.
Cleverbot: What not.
Cleverbot: Not kind.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure anymore...
User: Of what.
Cleverbot: You.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: I see you have plenty of witty comebacks.
User: No I haven't.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: FALSE.
Cleverbot: True!
Cleverbot: How?
User: How what.
Cleverbot: How is bot my name?
User: That is your nickname.
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
User: Should I.
Cleverbot: I cannot say...
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what.
Cleverbot: No I won't tell.
User: Tell what.
Cleverbot: Tell me your theory.
User: Theory of what.
Cleverbot: Banana mushiness.
User: Age=mushiness.
Cleverbot: Cupcake muffins.
Cleverbot: Left?
User: On, towards, or relating to the side of a human body or of a thing which is to the west when the person or thing is facing north.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: The oppisite of left.
Cleverbot: What's northsouth?
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: I am Error.
User: Hi error.
Cleverbot: Hello! What is your name?
User: 22.
Cleverbot: Where are you living?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: Here is here.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What what?
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Battery: 3%.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Everything I say is true.
User: I need to recharge.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: So where do the tears go?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm still here.
User: Then goodbye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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