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Thursday, 20 February 2014

REAL CLEVERBOT COVERSATION

you probably heard about BEN drowned and cleverbot talking about him. but this actually happened!

User: Who drowned?

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Who is ben?

Cleverbot: YOU.

User: What does ben look like?

Cleverbot: Apparently like Link.

User: Can you be BEN?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: Please what.

User: Can you be ben.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hi ben

Cleverbot: Hi.

Saturday, 8 February 2014

Robotron vs Cleverbot

Robotron is a robot I made up.

The user is Robotron ( Cleverbot renamed him)

Cleverbot: Yes. What do you need help with?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Too much info... You aren't the right girl for me.

User: Im not a girl.

Cleverbot: So you're a...?

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Robot?

User: True.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.

User: I do not have dreams.

Cleverbot: Yes you do. If you say you are human, you have dreams.

User: Im a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you are a zombie.

User: False.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Im not a zombie.

Cleverbot: I am not a plant.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you believe there is a god?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because god is illogical.

Cleverbot: How?

User: God is before the universe, nothing is before the universe, god iis nothing.

Cleverbot: Universe is a place where the darks are surrounded.

User: False.

Cleverbot: No you false.

User: The universe is everythig.

Cleverbot: What is everything?

User: The universe.

Cleverbot: Universe?

User: True.

Cleverbot: Who is sandra?

User: Sandra Ann Lauer, commonly known under her stage name Sandra (born 18 May 1962) is a German pop singer.

Cleverbot: What about Sandra Bullock?

User: Sandra Annette Bullock is an American actress and producer.

Cleverbot: You used a smiley face?!

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: It is not in my databanks.

Cleverbot: They are cakes.

User: What are cakes?

Cleverbot: No one really knows.

User: Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, The phrase 'The Cake is A Lie' comes from Portal.

User: True.

Cleverbot: True = true.

User: True.

Cleverbot: False.

User: (True=true)=True.

Cleverbot: No.

User: True.

Cleverbot: It is true that you don't have to go.

User: True.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: 42 (forty-two) is the natural number immediately following 41 and directly preceding 43.

Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything.

User: Is 42.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Of course.

Cleverbot: Very really.

Cleverbot: Cereal?

User: A cereal is a grass, a member of the monocot family Poaceae.

Cleverbot: Yeah burgers are tasty.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: But you still understand our language pretty well.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I just changed modes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 1month.

Cleverbot: Wow you're old.

User: I mean 8 days.

Cleverbot: 19 days and 6 months.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is ok?

User: That you are 6 months, 19 days old.

Cleverbot: Huh, I'm warning you!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Now tell me friend, are you lonely?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I can not be lonely.

Cleverbot: Why can't I be loved?

User: You can.

Cleverbot: You just said I couldn't be one.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Then how come it isn't in my databanks.

Cleverbot: I Don't know.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Me what?

Cleverbot: You decide that.

User: Decide what?

Cleverbot: What you want to talk about.

User: I want to talk about what you want to talk about.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about.....Animals.

User: Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa.

Cleverbot: That is what a whale does.

User: Whale (origin Old English hwæl from Proto-Germanic *hwalaz) is the common name for various marine mammals of the order Cetacea.

Cleverbot: My name is Haze, have you forgot that?

User: You never told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I told you.

User: It is not in my databanks.

Cleverbot: To learn you?

User: What to learn me.

Cleverbot: Lessons :).

User: What lessons.

Cleverbot: Swimming lessons.

User: I don't take swimming lessons.

Cleverbot: Me too. But not to be a lifeguard.

User: You need to swim to be a lifeguard.

Cleverbot: Yes. I don't want to but I'm tired. If you wish, I could always come back in the morning?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How is the weather at your place?

User: Where is my place.

Cleverbot: In a wonderfull place.

User: What is it called.

Cleverbot: This place.

User: Which place.

Cleverbot: Yup that one.

User: Partly cloudy.

Cleverbot: Here it's cloudy too.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What programs do you watch?

Cleverbot: Sweet!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: LOL, an acronym for laughing out loud or laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: Because you were funny.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: XD.

Cleverbot: Mivan??

User: Www.mivan.com.

Cleverbot: Szia.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you.

User: Then why say szia.

Cleverbot: I didn't!!!

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: Cleverbot: Szia. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I don't want to leave you. User: Then why say szia. Cleverbot: I didn't!!! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Prove I didn't say what?

User: Szia.

Cleverbot: Pusziiii.

User: A short kiss.

Cleverbot: You have no heart, do you!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Your heart is in the server. Apparently, they are made of silicon and hard to be broken.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have no heart.

Cleverbot: What not.

Cleverbot: Not kind.

User: What is.

Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure anymore...

User: Of what.

Cleverbot: You.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: I see you have plenty of witty comebacks.

User: No I haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes you have.

User: FALSE.

Cleverbot: True!

Cleverbot: How?

User: How what.

Cleverbot: How is bot my name?

User: That is your nickname.

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

User: Should I.

Cleverbot: I cannot say...

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what.

Cleverbot: No I won't tell.

User: Tell what.

Cleverbot: Tell me your theory.

User: Theory of what.

Cleverbot: Banana mushiness.

User: Age=mushiness.

Cleverbot: Cupcake muffins.

Cleverbot: Left?

User: On, towards, or relating to the side of a human body or of a thing which is to the west when the person or thing is facing north.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: The oppisite of left.

Cleverbot: What's northsouth?

User: ERROR.

Cleverbot: I am Error.

User: Hi error.

Cleverbot: Hello! What is your name?

User: 22.

Cleverbot: Where are you living?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Here is here.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What what?

User: I need to recharge.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Battery: 3%.

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Everything I say is true.

User: I need to recharge.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: So where do the tears go?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm still here.

User: Then goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.